I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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