Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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