Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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