is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
