Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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