I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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