id be glad to
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize