I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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