I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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