Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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