I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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