Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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