Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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