i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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