Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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