There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
