I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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