Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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