And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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