My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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