I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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