I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I deserve to be covered in dicks
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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