Just fell off a train. Bad.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
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