I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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