she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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