i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
My vagina is officially offended.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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