so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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