I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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