I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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