didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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