What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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