how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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