Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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