whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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