You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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