At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
