Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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