Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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