Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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