id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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