So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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