If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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