I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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