Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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