he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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