The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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