I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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