After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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