Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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