we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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