I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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