I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Randomize
