I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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